July 2012
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5 hour driver’s ed class 2mrw! fml yay
me watching the olympics: how
That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
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gangsta one direction: shawty you light up my weed like no other bitch
gangsta one direction: the way that you shake your ass make me glad as shit
gangsta one direction: but when you bug me at night i get mad as hell
gangsta one direction: you don't know
gangsta one direction: oh oh
gangsta one direction: you don't know that kid ain't mine!
When I post something awesome and it gets 0 notes
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Watchdamniitkyle:
Kids trick teacher into thinking a student is dead.
HAHAHAHAHA
k1mkardashian:
black person: *breathes* white people: omg that’s so ratchet!! haha i luv black people real nigga wassup
First day of school thoughts.....
Me: I wonder whos in my class??!?!
*person walks in*
Me: OHHHHH HELLLL NOOOOOOOO
Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby
Movies →
sextaeng:
mikaelchoe:
One Day
Tangled
Cinderella (1950)
Snow White (1937)
The Virgin Suicides
Somewhere
Body Heat
Mr & Mrs Smith
Hunger Games (Cam Quality)
Ted (Cam Quality)
Peter Pan Original
Peter Pan (2003)
Confessions of a Shopaholic
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Hairspray
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
Ten Inch Hero
Captain America: The First Avenger
Thor (Part...
The awkward moment when you drop something in a...
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It falls off and your desperately trying to put it back when you feel someone watching you and you’re all like:
Then the saleslady looks at you like:
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omg or at the apple store at roosevelt field mall and one of the computers unplug and an alarm goes off
i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
Girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than sexy
sodamnrelatable:
Guy: You’re beautiful
Girl: No I’m not
Guy:
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kushandlyrikz:
The Filipino Olympic team didn’t come out in snapbacks and Obey t-shirts.
They are most unswaggie.
Watchmaggiebaaby:
That first person was the luckiest omg 5000x gtfoofhurrrrrr
